The first rule of Weevil Fight Club is: You do not talk about Weevil Fight Club Sep 24 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato Today was an excellent day on the treadmill, clocking a further distance in a 55 minute workout than I have done since July. There is no question that since I completed Phase One of this ridiculous project, I have backslid some. I took a lot if days off in August, and I am only just starting to get back into a groove. So it's nice to be making progress again. Read more ...
If you want to help me, let me go with some dignity. Don't condemn me to live. Sep 23 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato After intending to take two days off during a work trip, I wound up skipping four days of workouts. I fully expected to have ballooned up to a grotesque weight, and was pleasantly surprised to have only swollen up to an offensive weight. So that's..... nice? Read more ...
I should have saved my "Jesse's Tiny Shoes" quote for this one... Sep 18 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato How depressing is it to pick a classic Bill Hicks quote for an episode that has a scene where the protagonists find a shelf filled with abandoned shoes, only to encounter a story two days later titled Random Shoes? Ah, well. Read more ...
There's something out there in the dark, and it's moving. Sep 17 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato The good news: I had my best day on the treadmill today in ages, clocking more steps and a farther distance than I have in ages. The other good news: I hit 65 push ups today, which means odds are I should be back up to 100 per day by mid-October. The bad news: Well, just look at the trend line on my weight chart. I keep thinking that today will be the day it turns around, and thus far today is not the day. I am proud of what I have achieved in this ridiculous project, but it's no lie that I am terrified that I will fail hard and gain it all back. So that's pretty terrifying. So rather than dwell on that, I'm going to talk about Torchwood. Read more ...
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure dome decree Sep 16 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato As I am sure all of you, my dear imaginary readers, recall, I was recently in a production of Xanadu. At one point in the show I quoted from the classic Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem Kubla Khan. You can imagine, then, just how amused I was when that exact quote came up in its entirety of today's episode of Torchwood... Read more ...
I Always Wondered About Jesse's Collection of Tiny Shoes Sep 15 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato As of today I have done more than seven thousand push ups in the course of this ridiculous project. So that's something. Read more ...
No Fairies for Me Sep 14 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato I tried to watch Small Worlds, but it didn't want to be watched. So I gave up. Read more ...
Ugh, Just Kill Me Now Sep 13 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato Really? Really?!? After such a good story as Ghost Machine, this is how you follow it up? The only good news is that I never have to watch this tripe again. Read more ...
A million shadows of human emotion. We've just got to learn to live with them. Sep 11 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato ...and then, in a shocking turn of events, a genuinely good episode of Torchwood! Read more ...
You travel halfway across the universe for the greatest sex. You still end up dying alone. Sep 10 2018 Gwen Cooper Ianto Jones Jack Harkness Owen Harper Toshiko Sato I gotta tell ya, I don't remember disliking Torchwood so much when it first aired. I dearly hope that my memory of it getting better is true, because otherwise... ugh. Read more ...